By Joanna Rubiner
Don’t you hate having to hide your lubricant every time your mom visits? No more! Just set Booty Parlor’s lovely Add Magic bottle atop your bedside table, lost among other pretty girly jars and tins, and she’ll never be the wiser. That’s one of the many great things about Booty Parlor: all the sexy – with none of the tacky. So when you’re sick of the black leather, go for the pink feather. Booty Parlor has thoughtfully designed toys, racy lingerie, and clever kits, but, as we’re all about the unguents here, let’s talk lotions and the like.
That Add Magic is nice stuff. It’s water-based and glycerin-free, and if you don’t know why that’s important, let me educate you. When your usual lubricant wears away, what’s it leave behind? Sugar. Sugar!!! There, where you don’t want sugar (unless you’re Nina Simone). You may as well just kick back and watch the dough rise – but not so with Add Magic. The only thing you’re adding is long-lasting, light-feeling, odorless, flavorless slipperiness. And the bottle is made from a high-quality plastic that will bounce (not break) when it accidentally flies out of your hands and launches across the room.
Speaking of slippery, Don’t Stop massage oil is never sticky, always silky. It’s scented lightly with a blend of plums, raspberries, jasmine, sandalwood and cedar – a tiny bit sweet, a tiny bit peppery ““ for sure, a sexy combo. There’s nothing overpowering about this oil, except maybe what you’ll do with it!
And the delish pièce de résistance: Naughty Bubbles. That signature round bottle (again, looks like glass, behaves like plastic) holds the most (insert Jayne Mansfield squeal here) pink bubble bath. It shimmers like a fairy’s wing! The scent is tuberose, very classic and delicate. “Glisten beads” allow you to take the shine with you, leaving just the faintest bling on your sweet, sweet skin.
Booty Parlor is the brainchild of business partners Charlie and Dana B. Myers – can you tell they’re newlyweds? They wanted to “create a place where women could find everything they need to feel sexy – and have fun doing it – as well as a place where men could get women what they really want.” And, if knowing the secrets of the stars thrills you, then be thrilled. Booty Parlor’s celebrity client list includes no less than Demi and Ashton, Angelina, Cameron, Carmen, Teri, Britney, Wilmer, Jennifer Hewitt and Garner, and a bunch of others (but I’d have to use their last names and that wouldn’t be as hip). And really, it’s all about being hip, isn’t it?
Add Magic: 2.2 oz., $10; 5 oz., $16.
Don’t Stop: 2.2 oz., $12; 8.5 oz., $25.
Naughty Bubbles: 8.5 oz., $22.
Available at www.bootyparlor.com
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